5 effects of long nights with sick kids

1. Visions of St. Camillus de Lellis
2. Polypedophobia (fear of multiple children)
3. Really important questions: "Why doesn't adult Tylenol come in berry flavors with a dropper?"
4. Narcolepsy envy
5. Legal amnesty from anything said or done the following day

I'm not sure that #5 is real. I'm not sure of anything today. It should be, though. Write your congressman.